On today's Maury show: "I Cheated....Eight men could be our baby's father!!". Some poor shmuck got taken on the Maury show today by his wife who confessed that she cheated with 8 different men. Their child may not be his. So....the guy weeps & they cut to 48 hours later after a paternity test. Maury asks the mother if he is not the father, would she want to find the real father. She replies "No, he'd just be a drug addict." The kid actually turns out to be her husbands. The couple embrace, weep & cry with joy. Hooray! The kid is mine! It's not one of the eight drug addicts that my wife slept with in the course of a month!! Good times, good times.
