Jessica Biel makes wind-blown hair look fantastic. There is a back-story to the picture. I had inside-information that there was to be an attempt to take unauthorized pictures of her. To prevent this, I aranged for a stealth jet to fly me over the event. While I parachuted down and apprehended the photographer, Jessica's hair was slightly blown askew.... I feel like I was a hero. Unfortunately security said I broke some supposed laws about assaulting a "official" photographer....
