Jennifer Love Hewitt's "boyfriend" is obviously having a bad effect on her. His weird obsession with yellow shirts is rubbing off on her. I pledge once again to never wear a sissy yellow shirt while I'm with Love. I also pledge to keep up the facade that this yellow shirt wearing dude is her boyfriend. Love and I know the real truth. When she whispers in my ear that she loves me, and that I'm the only one that she truly loves, I know she's telling me the truth.
