Will Scarlett Johansson let me move into one of her seven bathrooms?

Hi Scarlett, it's Geno. I hear that you just purchased a mansion for $8 million. The mansion has 7 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms? Cool. I don't expect you to let me move into one of the bedrooms, after all I don't want to intrude too much. But I'll be glad to move into one of the bathrooms. I'll be your bathroom attendant in exchange for free lodging and free Pepsi and Hostess cupcakes. Deal?
Star Pulse:
Actress Scarlett Johansson has splashed out $8 million on a mansion in the Hollywood Hills. The Lost In Translation beauty, 22, bought the spacious property from movie maker Harold Becker, and the house boasts seven bedrooms and seven bathrooms.
A source says, "It's a gigantic property. The place spans over 4.352 square feet."