"Midnight Meat Train"? You know you'll see it........

Jennifer Ellison. Oh boy. Celebrity Pictures
Eva Longoria celebrates her birthday. Celebrity Puke
Christina Ricci has an interesting look. Celebrity Smack

Caption Paula Abdul & win! Celebslam
Masturbating man gets arrested for getting semen on Target shopper. Circus Hour

Preview Danity Kane's new CD! lovebscott

Denise Milani seems healthy. NewsToob

Ed McMahon has a broken neck. Seriously? OMG! WTF!