There is a big Perez Hilton/John Mayer make out controversy brewing. I promise to the legions of Geno's World readers out there that I will never be involved in a Perez Hilton make out controversy......(Yes, I know that isn't saying much, since I like the ladies.) But still.... It got me thinking about who would be more desirable than Perez. An old nun? Sure. Gollum? Uhhhh... o.k. John McCain? I guess..... Barbara Bush...shudder.....but yes. Kelly Osbourne? Uhhhhhh..........Maybe.........