Hannah Montana granola bars recalled due to the fact they may kill your children.
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Miley Cyrus may be tasty, but you don't want to eat her. Or, at least, don't eat her Hannah Montana lunchbag-ready snacks.
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency, along with the Peanut Corporation of America, has issued a safety recall of Disney Hannah Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars due to possible salmonella contamination. These nut products are part of a wider peanut recall earlier this year.
The granola bars are just the tip of the branding iceberg for the corporation-size starlet, so the treats being pulled off shelves shouldn't hurt too badly. With books, movies, clothing, school supplies and food, who knows what could be next for the Cyrus brand?
I can hear it now...."Go to bed Jimmy or I'll make you eat a Hannah Montana Granola Bar"....