Kelly Clarkson calls herself a monstrous platypus!


I do admire Kelly's humbleness.....

USA Today: Kelly Clarkson can't stop saying she's sorry. Having shown up 10 minutes late for a morning interview — she had trouble dozing off the night before, then overslept, she explains — the normally punctual singer spends much of the next 10 minutes apologizing for everything from her tardiness to her appearance.
"Do you know what it's like when you've just woken up, and your lips are all huge and your face is swollen?" Clarkson asks. "Every time I talk, I keep licking my lips. They must look monstrous. I must look like a platypus."